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    share some jokes with you!

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    Faiza

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    share some jokes with you!

    مُساهمة من طرف Faiza في الإثنين سبتمبر 21, 2009 5:07 pm

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    Man : God?

    God: Yes!?

    Man: Can I ask you something?

    God: Yes.

    Man: What is for you a million of years?

    God: A second.

    Man: And a million of dollars?

    God: A penny.

    Man: God, Can you give me a penny?

    God: Wait a second!
    2*
    An English cricket player was driving a car in Australia after having had a few drinks (too much) and was stopped by the police.

    - I will have to check your breath, sir - said the policeman

    - I'm sorry, I'm asthmatic, please don't take the breath - said the cricket player.

    - Well, sir, then I'll have to take a blood sample.

    - I'm afraid I'm a haemophiliac, please don't take the blood.

    - In that case, Sir, please provide us with an urine sample.

    - I'm an English cricket player, please don't take the piss.........
    3*
    A rich man was showing a poor man his (huge) house;

    - This is the lounge, there is the kitchen...those are the bedrooms...and the bathrooms..and the garden...

    After finishing he asked the poor:

    -Well, how's your house, then?

    -Oh, it's very like this..But it's a lot smaller and there aren't any walls between the bedrooms
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    مُساهمة من طرف akram في الإثنين سبتمبر 21, 2009 6:01 pm

    thank you it's very good


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